You have:
[] smoked.
[x] consumed alcohol.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
[x] kissed someone of the same sex. (...)
[x] had sex.
[x] had someone in your room other than family.
[x] watched porn. (i blame dad)
[] bought porn.
[x] tried drugs.

TOTAL: 8

[x] taken painkillers.(who hasnt?)
[] taken someone else's prescription medicine.
[x] lied to your parents.(again... who hasnt?)
[x] lied to a friend.
[] snuck out of the house.
[x] done something illegal.
[x] felt hurt.
[x] hurt someone.
[x] wished someone to die.
[] seen someone die.

TOTAL: 15

[x] missed curfew.(dont have 1 anymore)
[] stayed out all night.
[] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
[x] been to a therapist.
[] received a ticket.
[] been to rehab.
[x] dyed your hair.(not yet)
[] been in an accident.
[] been to a club.
[] been to a bar.

TOTAL: 18

[] been to a wild party.
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade.
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
[] had a spring break in Florida.
[] sniffed anything.
[x] wore black nail polish.
[] wore arm bands.
[] wore t-shirts with band names.
[x] listened to rap.
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD.

TOTAL: 20

[] dressed gothic.
[x] dressed girly.
[] dressed punk.
[] dressed grunge.
[x] stole something.
[] been too drunk to remember anything.
[] blacked out.
[] fainted.
[] had a crush on a neighbor.

TOTAL: 22

[x] had a crush on a friend.
[x] been to a concert.
[x] dry-humped someone. (O.O)
[] been called a slut.
[x] called someone a slut.
[] installed speakers in your car.
[x] broken a mirror.
[] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL: 27

[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater.
[] cruised on mail.
[] skipped school.
[x] had surgery.
[x] had an injury.
[x] gone to court.(for a field trip!)
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
[x] caught something on fire.
[x] lied about your age.

TOTAL: 33

[] owned/rented an apartment/house.
[] broke the law in the police's presence.
[x] made out with someone who had a gf/bf.(hehehe)
[x] got in trouble with the police.
[x] talked to a stranger.
[x] hugged a stranger.
[] kissed a stranger.
[] rode in the car with a stranger.
[] been harassed.
[] been verbally harassed.

TOTAL: 37

[] met face-to-face with someone you met online.
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
[] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight.
[x] been to a fair.
[x] been called a bad influence.
[] drank and drove.
[x] prank-called someone.
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] cheated on a test.

TOTAL: 44

If (Total > 70) return [I should be dead]
Else If (Total > 60) return [I should be in jail]
Else If (Total > 50) return [I'm a horrible person]
Else If (Total > 40) return [I'm a very bad influence]
Else If (Total > 30) return [I'm a bad kid]
Else If (Total > 20) return [I'm average]
Else If (Total > 10) return [I'm still a goody goody]
Else If (Total <=10) return [I'm a Goody Goody]